Yeah, this one is probably gonna lose me some readers.
I used think that running for high office would take years of experience, billions of dollars, and a cleaner history than i may have. Turns out you just have to be willing to lie forever to get what you want.
And also California and Oregon are talking about secession, now. When's somebody down at the Dakota Access Pipeline Protests going to do the Great Ghost Dance, so we can kick this off proper?
Because, honestly, what do you think? Damien Williams 2020? I can see the ads now:
[Soft guitar music starts playing, voice over announcer speaks] In these hard times, we need someone willing to do what it takes to get things done.
Someone who knows that, sometimes, the old ways are best.
[Woman speaking] I lost my job when the horde of Nergalic demons from Beyond Putrescence turned the Earth's ice into some kind of flaming ash sludge. But now I know that those demons will get what's coming to them.
[VO announcer] Damien Williams: He'll Rule This Benighted Hellscape.
Hello from the Southeastern Corner of These United States