*Mood: Yo, I tell you the rest when I see you, peace*
So lately, you’ve been averaging about three hours of sleep a night, but that’s okay.
*The call is coming from inside the house*
You’ve seen a lot of romantic comedies, but never one starring a woman or a girl that was like you.
*Don't think like someone whose gele is wrapped too tight i.e. confusion is an enemy of progress*
*If on a summer's day a pair of travellers*
*Mood: Great expectations during hard times in an *occasionally *bleak house*
*Mind over matter, aka life can be a dirty scam*
*Tip of the day: be the pounded yam and egusi soup that you want to see in the world*
c. 1994 – you write a vivid description of a plane crash for your ‘what I did over my school holidays’ composition. Your form tutor, concerned, calls your Mum in for a meeting, to ask if the fa...