a mess you'd wear with pride

  • April 25, 2017 On Dumb Guys

    Approximately one thousand years ago, when Adrian and I were first married and living in a dump of an apartment on West 7th Street in St. Paul, we used to spend the ill-gotten gains I made from teachi...

  • April 11, 2017 My First Apartment

    *One million years ago, after our sophomore year of college, my friend Heather asked if I would get an apartment with her for the summer.* Heather had to take a summer class and I had to not live with...

  • February 07, 2017 I Don't Think Yr Ready For This Jelly, Part II

    *Figure 1.* Just another day in the life of Jelly*

  • January 31, 2017 I Don't Think Yr Ready For This Jelly: Part I

    *"The dog that does nothing is the dog that gets to do everything." - Neil, dog trainer*

  • December 27, 2016 The Excellent Kissing Boy

    *The Excellent Kissing Boy was like all of the boyfriends of my youth: kind of unloved, shitty family life, and always, always smoking.* *Always with a lighter in his pocket. He didn’t talk too much...