I don't want to freak anyone out, but millennials basically invented modern excitement for printed book release dates.
*a bedraggled guy on the street said to me: "smile! it's almost over!"*
*found a bunch of stuff in drafts that I didn't send to you -- and I still won't. you're welcome.*
*Attendance is optional unless you choose not to attend.*
A guy in my neighborhood has one of those artisanal pet pigs.