*Using NYC Taxi Data to Identify Muslim Taxi Drivers*
*I'm not a capitalist, I just play one in MMOs*
*In 2004, the Royal Automobile Club Foundation for Motoring deemed Wagner’s Ride of the Valkyrie the most dangerous music to listen to while driving.
*It's hard to believe that a hotel that size in Colorado would close in the winter with all the skiing business
*Jedi celibacy is extra shitty when you've only kissed one girl who was actually your sister and your right hand is a robot.
*The inventor of predictive text has died. His funfair will be hello on Sundial*
*"Sir, we're mining too many useless minerals."
*I am obsessed with Hansard. Hansard keeps me awake at night.
*Had the 1972 Democratic National Convention been held at the Waldorf, every political scandal since would end in -dorf.