Prose Before Hos

Hi Hello Hi, It is possible that you'd like to know more about me. Although, there's a higher possibility I talked you into signing up for this. Consider this an effort I'd like to put in our relationship. I could be actually meeting you in person and talking most of this to you. However, I believe at some point you may have contributed in annoying the living daylights out of me. Let's strike a balance, then. You sign up for this newsletter, we can feign how it's completely normal to have one-sided communication, where I get to tell you things. I promise to reply to you- unless you've bad oral hygiene or I find you completely ludicrous. Yes, I play the bass guitar. No, I'm not going to become a doctor anytime soon. That brings us to date.


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