Talk Wordy to Me

  • February 22, 2016 *slides into your inbox in my socks*

    I REDID MY WEBSITE RECENTLY. (GET IT, TALK WORDY 2 ME? CAUSE IT'S A REBOOT. GET IT? *GET IT?*) NOW IT'S BASICALLY A PORTAL TO THIS NEWSLETTER, WHICH I AM GOING TO TRY TO SEND O...

  • December 15, 2015 LONG TIME NO CLOWN

    THEN TRACK DOWN THAT PREACHY PARSON BROWN

  • July 19, 2015 MY FAVORITE BEATLE IS TOM WAITS

    OK so there was this guy, right? And he was at a reservoir at dusk and he saw something floating out in the dark. But his momma taught him to mind his business so he went home and watched reruns of *F...

  • June 23, 2015 NEEDLESS TO SAY

    I made a double bourbon sidecar and now I am a bit drunk (HA A BIT) and figured this was a good time to newsletter.

  • June 16, 2015 LET'S GO HARD TILL OUR BONES BREAK

    Hey you invited me into your inbox don't complain if I shout into it.

  • June 08, 2015 WELCOME TO WORDYLANDIA

    I have no idea why I have a newsletter! (Waits as some of you run away to unsubscribe.)